Espionage Enterprises

Matt’s 2nd attempt to time travel to the summer of 2000 was unsuccessful.  Our condolences go out to him and our prayers are with him and our manhood is inside him.  Deep.

You may yet reach your dream.

Thank you

Agent 1. The price of chicken is outrageous in Morocco.
Agent 2. I wouldn’t know. We’ve always used Windex.

Agent 1. On Tuesdays our universe actually has one additional form of matter. It goes largely unnoticed.
Agent 2. I am rarely awake on Tuesdays… because of pills.

Agent 1. Are you European?
Agent 2. No, thank you. I don’t smoke.

Agent 1. The word on the street is that pocket calculators will be huge this holiday season.
Agent 2. Nonsense. The government would never allow it.

Agent 1. There is only one combination of spices that reminds me of childhood.
Agent 2. Then let’s do something we’ll both regret. Shall we? (makes toilet flushing gesture)

In high school people used to get Michelle and Sarah confused (before they were well acquainted with either).  It doesn’t make much sense now since we know them but at the time it was weird.  I took this screenshot in april 2008 because an app was asking me to compare them.  The End

[10:58] Kevin: Hi!!!
[10:59] Courtney: hiiiiiii
[10:59] Courtney: so i left my brazierre in your car?
[10:59] Kevin: yes, ma’am
[11:00] Courtney: lol
[11:00] Kevin: Lewda found it Sunday morning
[11:00] Courtney: ha ha ha
[11:00] Courtney: was she mad?
[11:01] Kevin: She goes “what the hell is this?”
[11:01] Kevin: and then picked it up like it was not safe
[11:02] Courtney: ha ha ha
[11:02] Courtney: i must have dropped it
[11:02] Kevin: I just started laughing and said, “I guess it’s Courtney’s but I’ve not seen it.”
[11:02] Kevin: and she started laughing
[11:02] Courtney: it was what i was wearing at the show on saturday before i changed into that burlesque outfit
[11:02] Courtney: i was wearing it under the dress
[11:04] Kevin: ohhh
[11:06] Kevin: It’s ok
[11:07] Kevin: I like boobs, I like thinking about boobs, and I like people thinking I was doing stuff with boobs in my car
[11:07] Courtney: ha ha ha

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In 1972 Doug Ogilvy (first American born in outer space) was convicted, along with O.J. Simpson, of smuggling moonshine across state lines. They were pardoned by then Tennessee governor Lee Majors after he lost a bet to see who could produce the world’s saddest shadow puppet show for under $50. It was Ogilvy who first taught O.J. how to get away with murder. Ogilvy now makes a living in South Carolina pirating satellite TV signals with Gary Busey.