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February 26, 2010
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American Public Continues To Surprise Bingham
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Demerits!
June 12, 2008The Genr’l will now be handing out demerits which must be satisfied at once before (the business) is administered according to F.A.R.P. (fearsome ass raping in prison) protocol! The following have accumulated demerits for the following reasons!
The Captain! (Utah!) TWELVE demerits for not responding to instant message before another beer was drunk and the Genr’l could no longer type! A serious offence! Such an Officer is expected to exhibit a higher standard of behaviour! Let this be a warning to all who do not respond to instant messages, e-mails, messages via MySpaced, telephones and telegraphs, voice-mail messages and answering-device notices, telegrams, pneumatic-tube messages, pigeons, or other communiques that this sort of slothful behaviour will not be tolerated! ALL pigeons are to be returned. -The Genr’l
Demonoid
May 19, 2008For those of you who like to download “content”, you should check into demonoid. It’s a private torrent site, which means that there are almost no viruses or fake files, and everyone has a pretty decent connection. The site is good for movies, music, and applications.
Registrations are rarely open, but I can invite a limited number of people. Let me know if you’re interested.
Old Espionage Enterprises Yahoo! Instant Messenger Skin – circa 2000 C.E.
May 12, 2008
| I was scouring through some backed-up versions of the old website on CD-ROM today and came across this screen shot. I had made a skin for Yahoo Messenger for Espionage Enterprises friends and fans. I know The Chancellor had used it at some point because I remember getting feedback from him.Notice the red wagon icon. That is awesome. That goes way back. I’m sure Les or Joe could explain it.Also, please note The General’s away status message. The friend icons are little ghosts I think. Not sure where that came from. Probably just because it was funny. |  |
Fighting Terrorism at Home
August 26, 2005I have cut the instances of suicide bombings in my household in half very easily. I simply remind the suicide bombers that if any of them suicide bomb me again I will request that the Mormons pray to get them into the Christian heaven. it goes like this:
“Listen up suicide bombers!!! All of you fuckers need to remember that if even one of you tries to suicide bomb my ass I will instruct the Mormons to start holding prayer vigils every night to get your eternal soul into the the MOTHER – FUCKING – KINGDOM – OF – JESUS – THE – CHRIST. THAT’S JUST HOW I ROLL!!!” Then I proceed to break the end of a pencil off in my mouth like a stick of beef jerky then cry myself to sleep when I can’t use it to make a grocery list.
It’s a surprisingly effective.