Matt’s 2nd attempt to time travel to the summer of 2000 was unsuccessful. Our condolences go out to him and our prayers are with him and our manhood is inside him. Deep.
You may yet reach your dream.
Thank you
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Recently Matt seems to have had a real problem with his upstairs neighbor deciding to become extremely energetic and productive the other night. Here is a graphic depicting their activities:
Whatever will he do?
You totally need to go to this site. Now with less anal leakage!
Matt Says
“did you know that 72% of men think about tacos at least once a week”?
After a multi-generational standoff between monkeys and donkeys ends Matt Bingham reflects on a hard journey and a delicious pie.
EE: Matt, how do you feel about the recent conclusion of the longstanding conflict between monkeys and donkeys?
MB: Well….i tell you…..i was standing in my front-yard when they called the truce…..i can’t say i blame them….but i wish there was more blood
EE: Would you say this has anything to do with Lord Zmolik?
MB: I saw him, he was with the donkeys….but i can not comment on his involvement
EE: Tell us, if I gave you a female, bound and gagged, as a celebratory gift should she be wearing casual nightwear or more formal/lacey nightware?
MB: i think that i prefer boxers and a wife-beater if a girls going to be bound. if it’s just a present though, formal nightwear might be best.
EE: Do you think your family would approve of your recent chainsaw related activities?
MB: i think, if they knew my intentions, they would more than likely approve
EE: Do you eat corn?
MB: i have recently begun eating corn, after a 19 year hiatus. is this an interview for your school newspaper?
EE: how much does this decision have to do with the corncobs vs toilet paper?
MB: this has 0 to do with the “corncobs vs toilet paper”….because apparenlty i like it a little bit “peppy”
EE: Would you be willing to visit a water park with Judge judy? Also, are you aware that Sea World has rollercoasters and swimming available? tacos.
MB: i was not aware of this. i have never been to seaworld. pink
EE: What do you have to say for all the ladies out there who think they’re too good for you?
MB: they’ve obviously never met me.
EE: Imagine you’re in the Utah desert and you discover a new dinosaur for the 5th time in your life. What do you say?
MB: will you only refer to me as DJ weinertoucher