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I’m sick of outdoorsmen being called outdoorsmen. For the most part it would be more accurate to call them hunters or rednecks. As if I’m not sick of rednecks and guns enough as it is these jerks consider themselves to be, not only outdoor enthusiasts, but avid environmentalists! Hunters are environmentalists about as much as Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had school spirit. “That’s not fair!”, the outdoorsman would say. They’re right. What I previously stated isn’t fair because at least the ducks, deer, and foxes knew they were going to die when they got up this morning.  If hunters can call themselves outdoorsmen and environmenalists then I suppose the next time someone wants to shoot up a mall or a school all they need to do is declare themselves “indoorsmen” or “cheerleaders”. 

- Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Kevin, who can be found in your grocer’s freezer.