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Never in my life have I been to – Europe, the ancestral home of my peoples.

I hate it when – Patricia Arquette doesn’t come to my birthday party.

If you’re going to talk smack about me – have a great time.

When I’m nervous – I try not to bite my nails.

The last song I listened to was – not sure.

If I were to get married today – I would need to brush my teeth.

My hair is – in a trashbag.

When I was five – I had my last nightmare.

Last Halloween – I was a werewolf.

The last time I smiled – I used fewer muscles than the last time I frowned.

The last time I cried – was when the Teletubbies were cancelled.

When I look down – I’m glad we have a fancy vacuum cleaner.

The happiest recent event – SPD2009

The last thing I fixed was – something or other.

The last thing I broke was – something fragile.

My current annoyance – SORE THROAT.

I have a hard time understanding – Swahili.

The thing I want to buy – costs more than $5.

The last thing I looked for – Lewda’s ring.

The last thing I found – my flashlight.

If you visited the place I’m from – you’d wonder why I’m not out mudding and hollering about Kenny Chesney.

Most recent thing I bought myself – is a pizza.

Most recent thing someone else bought me – an egg and chese biscuit with hash browns.

My favorite place to be is – Target.

My least favorite place to be is – Wal-Mart

My middle name is – Shon

In the morning – the turtle light automatically turns on.

Last night I – fell asleep watching Halloween (2007)

If I were an animal – I would hang out at awesome places like the arboretum.

Tomorrow – I will make a genuine effort not to lose any fingers.

Today I – have actually picked up a small amount of clutter.